Chronicles from the cat

I have my contacts in my ex place of works. The word on the
grapevine right now is the new enrolment form that they have created
which contains a tick box by the number 15. This being the number of
hours contact with the student that the college should have done
before it qualifies for a certain level of payment. This number
directly contradicts the number of hours staff can do, the
management expects them to finish in which is 12 maximum, and the
targets make that many impossible if you calculate it. Staff are
being told that if they do not tick the box, they will have more than
the allotted 80 candidates per year to make up their financial target.

On a lighter note though. Princess Tippee Toes has been a naughty
girl. Recently a pool car was caught on speed camera, but no one
could identify the driver because procedure for filling in the take
out log were not followed. So TT got the college to pay the fine and
took the three points on her licence. tut tut tut. False
Decloration. Although bunch of us did have a belly laugh when we
recognised that if we all took out a pool car and didn't sign the
book we could have her licence off her in the next few
months.......or better still should we just dob her in.. Votes
please!!!!